Mommy - "Austin, did you have an accident in your bed?"
Austin - "No. Maybe someone took me out of my bed and poured water in it."
Mommy - "Austin, do not drink Coke!"
Austin - "MOM, it's not coke, it's beer!"
(It was tea, not beer for the record!)
Overheard while I was out of the room...
Ethan - “Mom, I need to go to the bathroom.”
Austin – “Mom isn’t here. She went to walmart and daddy went to work. We have to take care of everything.”
Mom- "What's my favorite color?"
Ethan - "Green"
Mom - "What is my favorite thing to do?"
Ethan - "Take care of little boys... and do what we ask you to do."