I give up

I am no longer going to attempt to take a nap during the day. It's too frustrating to even try anymore. Here are some things that have woken me up during my attempted naps this week:

• Lauren grunting in her sleep.
• Lauren tooting in her sleep.
• Lauren waking up to eat every 3 hours.
• My boobs waking me up to feed Lauren every 3 hours.
• The dog kicking the wall in her sleep as she dreams she is chasing rabbits or whatever dogs dream about.
• Ethan refusing to nap.
• Austin refusing to nap.
• More tooting. (Lauren, not me)
• More grunting.
• Text message beeps.
• Phone calls. (Phone has to be left on in case the preschool calls)
• Norman the fish hitting the aquarium so loudly for food it actually wakes me up.
• UPS deliveries.
• Cat meowing.

I give up. I guess I'll just start going to bed at 8 pm when the boys do. This nap thing isn't going to work. Boo hoo.