DVR love

Ode to my DVR and how I love thee,

You record my favorite shows so I can pause if I need to pee.

Last night you were red from seven to ten,

I could watch all my favorite shows right in my den.

Lost or ER, Grey's Anatomy or The Office, who can choose?
But thanks to my DVR, I never lose.

My guilty pleasure is one or two shows a night,

I love seeing the little red light.

McDreamy and McCallister are both really hot,

With my trusty DVR, I get to see them a lot!

Pathetic, yes, but I'm a housewife,

who likes a little Desperate in her life.